My dog recently suffered a fall that caused her to break her leg. Any donations will be helpful.
me: bein alone not that bad, im coo
me: *spots happy couple on bus all snuggily*
YOU are invited to my POOL PARTY!!! 🏊💦🎉
venue: ☢️ CHERNOBYL NUCLEAR REACTOR COOLING POND ☢️
RSVP ASAP!!!!!!


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im somebody
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations
How do I delete someone else’s post




Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.
Anthony Bourdain (via thoughtsforbees)

God, I’m so crazy about her
(via road-t0-paradise)

